God I'm so proud to be from the north east.
Hahaha I don't even know where to start. They missed out a few things that really add to the 'taking the metro' experience :').
Last time I was on three men got on and decided I'd be their little chatting mate for the journey :/. They were high off their faces, casually taking loads of drugs, drinking litres of cider, kicking their dog which then pissed all over my shoes, and finally one smashed the window through, so a typical metro ride then. One of them kept asking if I wanted to go to a "party", but for some reason I doubted cake would be there so I said no.